Top 7 (WAS ORIGINALLY 5 BUT THOUGHT OF 2 MORE) reasons why this is the Worst Week Ever! (Chronological Order)

1. EMINEM DIDNT MAKE THE "HOTTEST MC'S IN THE GAME LIST"!!

BASICALLY THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME AND A CURRENT GOD DIDNT EVEN CRACK THE TOP TEN WHEN HE WAS EXPECTED TO GET NUMBER 1! I PICKED HIM AS #1 ON MY PREDICTIONS LIST AND HE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT! I GOT SOOOO MANY REASONS TO ARGUE THIS SO DONT EVEN TRY TO GET ME STARTED I WILL RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE WITH MY LOGICS

2. I HAVE BEEN SICK ALLLLLL THIS WEEK

WENT TO SCHOOL MONDAY AND LEFT HALF WAY THROUGH THE DAY. TRIED EATING LUNCH BUT IT MADE ME SICK SO I WENT HOME AND PUKED FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT. LOST ABOUT 4LBS FROM NOT EATING AND THROWING UP. SO IF BULIMIA AND ANOREXIA ARE UR WEIGHT LOSS SECRETS I UNDERSTAND HA. 2 LBS A DAY AINT TO BAD.

3. WORST GIRL PROBLEM OF MY LIFE

SO BASICALLY THIS WAS THE BIGGEST BLOW TO MY WEEK BECAUSE ITS STRAIGHT UP EMOTIONAL. JUST FUCKED UP EVERYTHING FOR ME MENTALLY. NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL THAT SHITTY BUT I GUESS IT SHED NEW LIGHT TO MY VAUNERABILITY. ILL DEAL WITH HOW IT IS. AND DONT OFFER ME ADVICE OR ASK IF I WANNA TYALK WITH IT BECAUSE I DONT EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW. ITS JUST REALLY FUCKED UP AND NOTHING WENT THE WAY IT SHOULD OF. IM GLAD WE'RE STILL FRIENDS NOW BUT I FEEL ITS A LITTLE AKWARD AT TIMES, THINGS WILL SMOOTH OUT SO DONT WORRY.

4. THE TIGERS LOST AFTER BEING UP 7 GAMES AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH!

THEY WERE UP BY 7 GAMES TO THE TWINS AT THE BEGGINING OF SEPTEMBER AND NOW THEY ARE NOTHING. THEY LOST THE ONLY HOPE THEY HAD TO GET IN THE POSTSEASON. IF THEY DIDNT SLACK AND FUCK OVER WHAT THEY HAD GOING THEY NEVER EVEN WOULD OF BEEN IN THIS SITUATION TO HAVE TO PLAY THE TWINS. THEY GAVE UP THE BIGGEST LEAD IN DIVISION HISTORY.

5. I WENT TO HOOTERS WITH A BUNCHA PEOPLE TONIGHT.....

OKAY SO YOUR OBVIOUSLY THINKG "ADAM HOW IS GOING OT HOOTERS A BAD THING, HOW COULD IT RUIN YOUR WEEK?"
WELL I ANSWER U THIS BY SAYING ONE WORD, ONE ONLY ----- WINGS---
THEY FUCK UP YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM SO BAD, THEY ARE DELICIOUS UNTIL YOU GET THE SHITS AND FEEL LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO DIE. IF YOU DONT GET SHITS FROM THOSE WINGS THEN YOU MY FRIEND ARE WHAT SOME MAY CALL A PRODIGY.

6.FOOTBALL PRACITCE
IVE MISSED THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT PRACTICES AND I KEEP GETTING SICK SO BY NOW THE COACHES PROBABLY HATE ME. ITS BULLSHIT BECAUSE I WANNA PLAY AND I KEEP GETTING PUSHED BACK FROM MY SPOT BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING SICK. BLOWS, MAYBE ILL GET PLACED IN SOMEWHERE TOMORROW, DOUBT IT THOUGH.

7. WEDNESDAY HALF DAYS

WE DONT HAVE ONE TOMORROW BECAUSE OF FUCKING CONFRENCES. IM GONNA GET VERY LITTLE SLEEP NOW AND FEEL SHITTY TOMORROW WHEN IM ALREADY A LITTLE SICK. IT GOT PUSHED TO THURSDAY SO ATLEAST WE STILL GET IT I GUESS

THIS IS WHY IM HAVING THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE, ANY QUESTIONS?